A navy captain was
informed by her colleague that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He told a sailor to give him a red shirt.
The captain asked, "Why a red shirt?"
then the captain replied, "So that when I bleed, you guys have not noticed, and it is encouraged." Then they fight pirates.
The next day, the Captain was informed that 50 pirate ship boat coming towards them. He shouted, "Get my brown pants!"
